Things Jack Says!

"Mama, maybe tomorrow I'm going to be a good Knight and ride a horse AND carry a present!"

J: "What does party hat start with?"

M: P for Party

J: "Can you help me pell Party hat?"

J: " Where's baby Maggie?"

M: She's sleeping.

J: "Why is she sleeping?"

M: Because she's tired.

J: "Why is she tired?"

M: Because she didn't sleep much this morning.

J: "But why?"

M: Because she got woken up to go to school.

J: " See, that's why we shouldn't go to school anymore!"

M: ???