Things Jack Says!

"Nookie, where are you? Here, Nookie, Nookie, Nookie!"

"No Lainey, no! You get a timeout!"

Me: Jack, what do you want to be for Halloween?

Jack: "Umm, I want to be a pumpkin."

M: Okay, what about Dada?

J: "Ummm, Dada be a genie!"

M: And Mama?

J: "Ummm, a pirate!"

M: And Baby Maggie?

J: "A Flower!" (two days later: "a strawberry!)

Jack: "Mama you suck, mama suck!"

Me: EXCUSE ME.

J: "You suck, mama suck! I help pull you out."

Ohhhhhh...