Things Jack Says!

"Excellent job mama."

On opening a birthday present, "It's books!! I cannot believe it!"

"Today is Tuesday. We go to school. I don't want to go to school. Let's change the day. This day is broken."

"Super kiss on baby Maggie."

"Ta-Daaa! How do I look?"

"No sing, hmm hmm hmm." (In response to my humming)

(While changing Jack's diaper) "Be careful mama, you are going to break me!"

"Mama? When I grow up I'm going to be a firefighter. Firefighters are good!"

(while on phone) "Who we talking about?"

J: "Why are you wearing these?" (sunglasses)

M: Because it's bright out.

J: "Why is it bright out?"

M: Because the sun is out.

J: "Why?"

M: Because it's daytime.

J:"Why is it daytime?"

M: Because the sun is out...